Limited Edition - Bicycle Pubes Gloves - MS Paint Special

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Limited Edition - Bicycle Pubes Gloves - MS Paint Special

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Our country's top engineers have yet to mimic his fabled hot dog test. It's been said that his cohones wind-tunnel test faster than any wheelset Zipp has ever made. Some have even said that he is the only one that knows the true industry standard for rear hub spacing. He is the ever living pulse of the Industry... the Greek God of Mythballogy… the The Dali Lama of Dong Hair… the Chamois Cream Dream… The Great... Bicycle Pubes. And here are his gloves. 

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We create quality gloves at a great price because, face it, you're just going to get them dirty anyway. Our gloves are equipped with:

  • 4-way stretch, lightweight mesh on the back of the hand
  • Stretch cuff to easily pull gloves on and off without fumbling for a Velcro strap 
  • Durable, single layer Clarino leather palm for maximum bike feel and no extra material bunching up
  • Laser cut ventilation holes on palm for breathability
  • Silicone printed graphics on the palms for extra grip so you'll never drop that frosty beverage or muddy handlebars
  • HUGE towel sweat cloth on the thumb for wiping away your dirt-stache or foamy upper lip